When will you get your stimulus package?

The IRS says... it may take a while.

They EXIST!

I love gnomes gnomes gnomes!

Check out this article!
You have to watch the video too! Poor little guy probably just wanted some beer!

i am so freaking white!

this is my new favorite blog http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

editor/co-director needed

anytime i need something, i go to craigs list.
this time i posted an ad looking for an editor/co-director to help me finish my mwm doc. i have had three responses so far. i'm pretty damn excited!
i just told matt the good news.
he said "three responses? i hope they're not rapists."
he's got high-hopes for this film.

Veggie and Vegan HOT WINGS recipe!

I love the Spotted Dog.
If you haven't been there, they have a great selection of delicious vegetarian, vegan and meat-eater dishes. My favorite dish, by far, is their Veggie Hot Wings. After a few attempts, I can finally say that I have a Veggie Hot Wing recipe that rivals! And it's a lot cheaper!
Enjoy!

My Favorite Veggie Hot Wings Recipe
Serves 6

Ingredients:
2 Bags of Delight Soy Nuggets
1 cup Franks Red Hot Sauce
1/2 cut of *butter or margarine
1 Tsp Garlic powder
1 Tbsp Chili Powder
1.5 Tbsp *Honey (leave out Honey to make these Vegan)
Celery and *Bleu Cheese

In a large pot, combine Frank's Red Hot Sauce, butter, garlic powder, chili powder and honey. Heat until desired temperature.

At the same time, in a large skillet with a little bit of hot Olive Oil fry the Soy Nuggets until crispy, flipping as necessary. Dab excess Olive Oil from Soy Nuggets and toss into Hot Sauce pot. Mix until evenly coated and serve on a plate garnished with celery and bleu cheese!

*To make these Vegan: substitute butter with a non-dairy butter alternative, use half Tbsp of brown sugar, and try this Vegan Bleu Cheese recipe (I haven't tried it yet):

1/4 C extra firm or firm tofu crumbled, drained, patted dry
1 large garlic clove minced
1/4 C lemon juice
1/2 C vegan mayo (Vegenaise)
2 T tahini
2 tsp white miso
2 tsp apple cider vinegar
2 T fresh parsley
2 tsp fresh chives (dry is just fine)
pinch pepper and salt
soymilk if you like it thin

Crumble tofu, mix it all up, let it sit a bit, ENJOY
Also thrown it all in the blender to great success.

mohwaks in the future

Matt asked me a very important question the other day... he said why is it that in movies, people in the future always have mohawks?
I think that is a very good question, especially when you think about how much work it takes to sculpt a really kick-ass mohawk. In the future, it appears that people are very busy fighting things... when do they find the time?

Not much happening here.... turns out I'm a bad driver, and I rear-ended someone Friday on the way home from work. Not much damage to the car. Scratches is all. I screwed my neck up some, and got some muscle relaxers that made me sleep the whole weekend.
I haven't taken them since.
Is your neck supposed to make crunching noises at the base of your skull? This is a serious question....... not sure if I should be alarmed.

I just got back from my ninja class. Thats all I can say about that.


Why is it when someone says "You did a bang-up job," it means something good? I did a bang-up job on my car, and my neck is crunchy. I don't think thats a good thing.

I had my annual physical Monday. Apparently I'm a big fattie bombalattie... and I have high cholesterol. I convinced my doc not to put me on cholesterol pills (I'm only 30 and I'm a freaking vegetarian... give me a break) if I met with a nutritionist. I'll be meeting one next Wednesday. I am not fond of her phone manners, but I suck on the phone anyway. So maybe she is not fond of my phone manners too. I hope she doesn't punch my face when I meet her.

As a gift you to for reading this much crap so far, I present to you your very own personalized ring tones! I made a ring tone of an snmnmnm song. Just follow the directions on the site.... and don't worry, it is free! www.myxertones.com

Barack + Hillary = TL

so wrong!